Overheard in South Africa

Esther has this new thing. She is very attracted to African men with shaved heads. She will go up to them and say, "How are you? Are you from Africa?" much to their delight. Unfortunately I haven't been able to get a picture of this, but it is very funny.

And, whenever we pass an African person on our walks, they'll say "How are you?" and you're supposed to say, "Fine, and you?" Esther is getting very good at it! But then she tries to combine everything else she knows about herself into a single phrase after that, so it ends up sounding like this: "Helloooo! How are you? Fine? And you? Name is Esther! Esther is TWO! Esther's sister is Sylvia! How are you?"